After a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
After Anthony Albanese was sworn in as Prime Minister he delivered an address to the nation: "You fools..." he said rubbing his hands together, "you have made a colossal mistake, your future is certainly doomed now." Shortly after he was sworn in, Prime Minister Albanese flew to Japan to address several world leaders of the Pacific. After discussing carbon emissions Albanese snapped his fingers and had a number of broad shouldered men turn on the leaders with guns. He then went on to explain his plan to, quote "punch a hole in the O-Zone layer."
After laughing manically, he went over to a ALP poster, tearing it off to reveal it's real name, 'Virtucon Industries'. Albanese has sworn to: turn the moon into a death star, hold the world ransom for $100 billion, have "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads", and promises years of damnation.
Fart Network promises ongoing coverage on Prime Minister Albanese's reign. Stay tuned for more compelling stories.
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