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May 16, 2023
New Nintendo Title Features Mario Going Through Rough Patch Of Drug Abuse
Nintendo releases newest AAA title featuring Mario suffering through a rough patch of drug abuse.

May 15, 2023
WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".

May 13, 2023
Russia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad Publicity
The recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".

May 10, 2023
Fart Network Dissidents Killed For Treason
Publicly outspoken Fart Network dissidents were found dead last night in what many are calling a 'coup'.

Nov 2, 2022
Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign
Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.


Nov 1, 2022
"Did Ya Miss Me?" Says Fart Network Editor In Chief Leaving Courthouse
Shock and outrage filled the halls after Fart News Editor in Chief was acquitted.

Jun 9, 2022
Australians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another Year
Australian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.

Jun 9, 2022
Man That Writes Poetry In Spare Time Surprisingly Bad
Claims that despite excessive study and reciting of poetry, still really bad.
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