May 15, 2023NEWSWHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic AnymoreWith COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 13, 2023POLITICSRussia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad PublicityThe recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
Nov 2, 2022POLITICSPrime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good SignAustralia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
May 28, 2022POLITICSEmus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu PopulationsEmus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
May 27, 2022POLITICS“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil PlansAfter a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
May 14, 2022WEATHER"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In FloodsSouth East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 13, 2022POLITICSPakistan Claims To Have Started Own Nuclear Program Through wikiHowAmidst high political tensions Pakistan has announced their own nuclear program through the use of wikiHow.
May 12, 2022POLITICSAmerican C-17 Globemaster Lifts Off To Bring iPads And Shampoo To Starving Children In AfricaJust first stage of 'decade-long' program to improve living conditions in Africa.