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WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 15, 2023
Russia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad Publicity
The recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
May 13, 2023
Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign
Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
Nov 2, 2022
Emus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu Populations
Emus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
May 28, 2022
“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil Plans
After a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
May 27, 2022
"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In Floods
South East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 14, 2022
Pakistan Claims To Have Started Own Nuclear Program Through wikiHow
Amidst high political tensions Pakistan has announced their own nuclear program through the use of wikiHow.
May 13, 2022
American C-17 Globemaster Lifts Off To Bring iPads And Shampoo To Starving Children In Africa
Just first stage of 'decade-long' program to improve living conditions in Africa.
May 12, 2022
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