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For those who indulge in only the finest of media.
May 15, 2023
WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 13, 2023
Russia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad Publicity
The recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
May 10, 2023
Fart Network Dissidents Killed For Treason
Publicly outspoken Fart Network dissidents were found dead last night in what many are calling a 'coup'.
Nov 1, 2022
"Did Ya Miss Me?" Says Fart Network Editor In Chief Leaving Courthouse
Shock and outrage filled the halls after Fart News Editor in Chief was acquitted.
Jun 3, 2022
News Warns News Causes Violence
News outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 9, 2022
Outrage After Discovery That Fart Network Website Inaccessible In Schools And Probably China
Censorship taken too far?
May 7, 2022
Everyone Scratching Their Heads Over How Fart Network Got A Website
Internet left to wonder: how could this happen?
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