Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign

Fart Network political analysts suggest that Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country. Approaching Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's six months in office, we look back on Mr. Albanese's achievements thus far.

Amongst his effective foreign policy and refreshing stance on climate change, what sticks out to us most is his surprising lack of embarrassing controversy. Anthony Albanese has shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds a total of zero times, as opposed to former Prime Minister Scott Morrison who has shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds a reported total of one time.

According to an excerpt from the leadership analysis by Parliament: "By all accounts we can rest a great deal of assurance in our current Prime Minister knowing he's not made an absolute fool of himself at an Engadine McDonalds."

However whilst optimism is on our horizons, some critics claim we cannot be too certain this early into his leadership.

"How do we know he won't go and shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds in the near future?! There's no way of knowing! And just because it wasn't recorded doesn't mean it [shitting himself in an Engadine McDonalds] didn't happen!"

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