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Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign
Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
Nov 2, 2022
Australians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another Year
Australian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.
Jun 9, 2022
Emus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu Populations
Emus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
May 28, 2022
“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil Plans
After a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
May 27, 2022
'Glassing' To Be Recognised As Official Australian Sport
Nation rejoices as 'glassing' is recognised as an official Australian sport.
May 15, 2022
"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In Floods
South East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 14, 2022
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