'Glassing' To Be Recognised As Official Australian Sport

Nation rejoices as 'glassing' is recognised as an official Australian sport.

Australian's nationwide rejoice as Minister of Sports announces 'glassing' to be recognised as official Australian sport. "Much like Two-Up on Anzac Day, there is nothing like going down to the pub on footy night and glassing a c#$t" said the minister in the address earlier. "Hence we have decided to officiate it into our list of recognised sports, and bring it to the professional league." The first game is set to be played between the New Zealand 'All Blacks' and the North Queensland 'Cowboys', and is expected to be an especially brutal game.

However, with everything fun, there is always some people who have problems with it. "How do you regulate bottle material and content? How do you regulate bottle size? You tell me that" said head of the Anti-Doping Authority Todd Lefidler. "I mean I like going out to the pub and glassing a c#$t just as much as the next guy- but that's all fun and games. How do you monitor the big leagues??"

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