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REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago
Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 9, 2022


News Warns News Causes Violence
News outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
Jun 3, 2022


Emus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu Populations
Emus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
May 28, 2022


NBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying Things
NBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.
May 27, 2022


“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil Plans
After a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
May 27, 2022


Pete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home Run
Pete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
May 20, 2022


'Glassing' To Be Recognised As Official Australian Sport
Nation rejoices as 'glassing' is recognised as an official Australian sport.
May 15, 2022


"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In Floods
South East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 14, 2022
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