NBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying Things

NBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.

NBC, turning their pockets inside out, have released their newest sitcom, and features annoying people doing annoying things. The pitch came after the NBC expressed deep concern that nation wasn't watching enough of their shitty content amidst low viewership. After a meeting with the board of directors they decided to enlist the same bastard who directed 'Friends' and 'Will & Grace' to produce a sitcom that features annoying people doing annoying things.

However, after the pilot episode received record-low numbers in terms of viewership, the NBC halted all regular programming to deliver this message.

"You will watch the sitcom. You will love the sitcom."

The broadcast featured a black and white spiral that spun around for five minutes and since then, the sitcom has smashed records boasting the highest viewership numbers for the broadcasting company since 'Seinfeld'.

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