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Opinion: Earth Is Racist

Another hot take from one of our devoted readers.



"Earth is racist" emailed one of our concerned readers recently. "It is insensitive, uncaring and something needs to be done." They suggest that much of the Earth's creation of minerals and ores is actually biased. "Coal is a perfect example of this... there is black, white and brown [coal]. But you hear people say that black coal is 'regular' and brown coal is 'inferior'... it's just disgusting."


But it doesn't stop there, claims experienced Astronomer Andrei Patterson, "This isn't an isolated account, we see prejudice all throughout the cosmos... look at Jupiter and Mars, they think they're so much better than The Solar System, just because they've got an asteroid belt worth trillions."


The reader then went on to describe how "...we should continue to kill... [Earth] with global warming."


Stay tuned for more compelling stories.

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